Bruh?

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07/28/2017 at 20:27 • Filed to: None

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I have three bottles of beer left to my name. Where did you go, bruh? Bruh? BRUH!?


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Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 20:31

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I’ve got plenty. Come on down.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 20:33

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I put those shitty plastic things under my patio swing. Just so we’re clear

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I’m wearing Ferragamo shoes. I’m a fancy bitch despite that ghetto plastic block thing.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > interstate366, now In The Industry
07/28/2017 at 20:34

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What does down mean?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 20:35

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Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 20:38

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Down I-95 to Richmond.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Nibby
07/28/2017 at 20:38

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“Fundamentally can’t take it,” baby. I’ve spent a lot of time in the Middle East, but all of my best Muslim friends can still drink like a mother fucker.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > interstate366, now In The Industry
07/28/2017 at 20:39

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I’ve never been to Virginia, so that’s a distinct possibility.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 20:49

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I feel ya bro.

I’ve two 650ml bottles of Hop House 13 and four 355ml bottles of Modelo.

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If push comes to shove I may just have to order some food to get more beer.

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It’s more expensive that way, but hey, when needs must.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 20:54

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I CAN’T HEAR YOU


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend
07/28/2017 at 20:57

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:O YOU GET BEER WHEN YOU ORDER FOOD?

Shit, I wish we never declared independence.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 21:27

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No backsies. You guys didn’t like paying taxes (without representation), how’s that going for you??????? Hey hey hey???? Lol.

#Just kidding.

Ye’, different takeaways do different soft and alcoholic drinks. Some takeaways do whiskey, vodka, jager bombs, etc...


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 21:29

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So true can they. Especially Saudis when they leave the Kingdom, they drink like it’s going out of fashion.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend
07/28/2017 at 21:30

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Wait... take away Jaeger Bombs? That wasn’t part of the original deal. I think we deserve another vote.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend
07/28/2017 at 21:31

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Oh Christ, Saudis on vacation, I don’t even try with those fuckers.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 21:35

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Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend
07/28/2017 at 21:36

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Oh god, Bulmers. All the real alcoholics in Ireland seem to order Bulmers and o don’t know why.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 21:40

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The pi** heads in England drink Strongbow. Like you, I don’t know why. There are so many nicer ciders out there.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend
07/28/2017 at 21:43

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I guess it’s cheap? I switch from €5/pint Heineken to €4.50/pint Guinness, despite hating Guinness, when I realized I got a free beer every ten.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 21:45

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Part of me really enjoys these drunk posts. The other part of me is concerned about the frequency of them. Hope you stay OK, dude... I’ve got several (recovering) alcoholic friends and it doesn’t always end pretty. They’re doing well now, thankfully.

With that being said, cheers for tonight at least. Here’s what I’ve got going on atm:

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It’s weird. But not bad, by a long shot.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 21:52

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We can hold our own (or die trying).


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
07/28/2017 at 21:55

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I genuinely appreciate that, and that worries me a bit too. For what it’s worth, the cigarettes will kill me well before the alcohol.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend
07/28/2017 at 22:02

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Hahaha, oh man, I want to drink with you so much.

As an aside, drinking with Australians is something else. “What? You’re not going to finish that drink, cunt? What the fuck, cunt? I’ve seen worse fucking cunts drink more than that you cunt.”


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 22:04

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I started drinking Guinness when I was 14 because I noticed that unlike beer and lager, if I put my can or bottle down, nobody drank it. Over the coming 23 years I’ve learned to love it and appreciate it.

((except the Rye Pale Ale, oh and the West Indies Porter, too chocolatey))

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Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend
07/28/2017 at 22:09

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The last Guinness I had was “nitro Guinness.” It was terrible.

At 8, my mother gave me a shot of Chivas. Her plan was that it would disgust me and turn me off from alcohol. It didn’t really work.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 22:17

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I can’t drink like I used to. I used to be able to drink 22 pints of Guinness, drink half a bottle of whiskey and still be up early the next day.

I’ve drank with aussies.

In the U.K. replace cunt with pussy and it being said by your best friend.

In both cultures if your out and say you just want a soft drink, you’ve got to come up with a great and plausible excuse or you’ll get looks and , ‘what’s wrong with you?’, etc...


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Svend
07/28/2017 at 22:22

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That’s how you know you’re old. Youth is the period between you first hangover and your last.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 22:26

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Ye’, that was a North American drink. I believe it was sold a couple of other places.

I can imagine it not being great.

In the U.K. we sort of gravitate to drinking.

Some countries start them off young and to respect alcohol.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/28/2017 at 22:30

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I’ve only been drunk six times, once I woke up in hospital.

Now my bladder rules how much I can drink.

You also know when your old when you sigh when you sit down, strain slightly when you stand up and when you repeat the last couple of words .

ie when some asks how you are and you reply, ‘I’m good, I’m good’, etc...